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I KNOW Im not the only freak that yells things with passion while there is nobody else around to hear because Im excited.
I just yelled, “I’M POPPIN A BOTTLE OF CHAAAAAAMMMMPPAAAAGGGGGNNNEEEEEE!” as I pulled into my driveway and opened my garage. Nobody around to high-five, so I high-five my DAMN self!
These are the things that make me happy. This is also why I will probably be single for eternity. Because let's get real, I like to get loud when I'm happy and yell random things. Men are a bit twitchy when it comes to weirdness, and yelling things randomly, but they should really learn to embrace WEIRD and leave CRAZY alone but, poor things can’t even tell the difference. Bless their hearts.
#champagnelife
