After Work: Champagne

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I KNOW Im not the only freak that yells things with passion while there is nobody else around to hear because Im excited.

I just yelled, “I’M POPPIN A BOTTLE OF CHAAAAAAMMMMPPAAAAGGGGGNNNEEEEEE!” as I pulled into my driveway and opened my garage. Nobody around to high-five, so I high-five my DAMN self!

These are the things that make me happy. This is also why I will probably be single for eternity. Because let's get real, I like to get loud when I'm happy and yell random things. Men are a bit twitchy when it comes to weirdness, and yelling things randomly, but they should really learn to embrace WEIRD and leave CRAZY alone but, poor things can’t even tell the difference. Bless their hearts.

#champagnelife

The Beginning

I started to write a book. Turns out I have no patience to follow a single line of thought, even though I am an avid reader. So this is what you get. Randomness, as it come to me and as I see it. If anyone is reading this: awesome, hi, welcome to Crazy Town, population me (and you now), my name is Brianca and I am the Mayor.

This is "The Untitled Chronicles of a Woman: She Does Some Stuff, It's Pretty Funny"

Yes, that is the entire title, and yes you have to say the whole thing.
Its the same way that when you think of your favorite celebrity, or ANY celebrity and use their first and last name. I have a feeling I would be that person at a table of celebs, and be insistent and completely comfortable saying, "Of course you are right, Jennifer Lawrence!" and "OMG, Jessie J, can you believe that they didn't bring me more garlic knots?! Does this waitress not know me at all?" and "Chelsea Handler, do NOT take that top off, we are in public girl." and other things of that nature. Of course they would ask me to stop, but I wouldn't. 
Same thing with the title. Same with the Boondocks character, A Pimp Named Slickback, you have to say the whole thing!

#moregarlicknots